Human Nature

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Rose

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

• *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
• I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
• No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
• Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Victory of the Daleks

You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Bad Wolf

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

1. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
2. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

The Stolen Earth

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

The Girl in the Fireplace

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

You hit me with a cricket bat. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. You hit me with a cricket bat. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

You've swallowed a planet! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Saving the world with meals on wheels. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.