Hammersmith Bridge

Green

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

The Satan Pit

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
The Sound Of Drums

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
The Girl in the Fireplace

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!