Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
Utopia
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
The Stolen Earth
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
You've swallowed a planet!
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
The Eleventh Hour
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
