The Big Bang

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

• Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
• No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
• I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
• Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

The Beast Below

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Saving the world with meals on wheels.

The Doctor's Wife

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

1. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
2. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
3. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
4. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

Voyage of the Damned

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Planet of the Dead

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

You've swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You hit me with a cricket bat.

You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.