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The Doctor's Wife
All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
Flesh and Stone
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
The Runaway Bride
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
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