The Idiot's Lantern
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
The Fires of Pompeii
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You've swallowed a planet!.
Bad Wolf
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
Rose
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
Silence in the Library
You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hit me with a cricket bat.
The Almost People
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
Dalek
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
Fear Her
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
The Stolen Earth
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.